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techezee
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Subject: How about a joke
A University student in China told me this one. It's not extremely funny but it's humorous.

A duck walks into a pharmacy, asks the cashier. Do you sell any beer?
The cashier says no sir, we sell no beer.
The following day the duck walks into the same pharmacy, same cashier and once again asks
Do you sell any beer?
The cashier a little annoyed says, no sir, we sell no beer.
The following day the duck walks into the same pharmacy, same cashier.
Do you sell any beer? The duck asks again.
The cashier yells at the duck, NO WE DON"T SELL ANY BEER AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL NAIL YOUR WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR.
The duck runs out of the store.
The next day, same pharmacy, same cashier, the duck waddles in more than alittle depressed and asks the cashier.
Do you sell any nails?
The cashier says, No sir, we sell don't sell any nails.
The duck jumps for glee
Great. Do you sell any beer.
LOL not bad from a English student in China.


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Time Posted: April 13 2010 03:04 am EDT
Last updated: April 13 2010 03:04 am EDT

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