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ONION
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 Subject: get to know ONION
Get to know THE ONION!

1.Last movie u watched :
Lord of The Rings. For your information, the ring is just an onion painted in gold.

2.What do people first notice when they see u? :
My curves. I'm proud of my round body!! I'm definitely a curvy onion!

3.Do you like peanut-butter? :
Oh yes. Peanut butter is the best mask an onion can use to maitain that pungent onion-ish smell.

4.Most memorable place :
Definitely my hometown, Onion City, Bawang Darul Merah. That's where I first made someone cry with my smell.

5.Do you read comics? :
Of course! I simply adore Kluang Man! He is soooo drop dead gorgeuos!!!

6.What's your favourite restaurant? :
Kentucky Fried Chicken. They don't serve onions.

7.Do you have enemies? :
I think Garlic has something against me, but maybe because I smell better.

8.You like to go out grocery shopping? :
No. That's where most of my friends are sold at a cheap price. We are not cheap people!!!

9.Can you dance? :
Once I start jiggling my curves, nothing can stop me! WoohooOOooO!!!

10.First thing to do when u wake up tomorrow? :
Spread more of the stupidity, of course. If you still see Bush ruling America, my job is not done.

11.Your name spelled backwards..? :
This is a tough one. Noino.

12.What is the last thing you downloaded? :
A video of a spoon 'banging' an onion.

13.Are you registered to vote? :
All onions are registered to vote. Who else voted for Bush?

14.Do you have a car? :
I once stunk up a car with my smell. Is it considered mine?

15.Do you like rollercoasters? :
Nope. Rollercoasters make humans throw up the onions they ate before the ride. That shows disrespect to the Onion Race.

16.Chattin with...? :
Garlic. Trying to clear up our misunderstandings.

17.Would you go bungee jumping or skydiving? :
Yeah! To spread the stupidity by spreading my odour!

18.Do you think you're popular? :
Of course! Everyone can spot an onion from far!

19.Chips or popcorn? :
Popcorn. I would never eat Sour Cream and ONION chips. Eeewwwww....

20.Best thing in the world? :
Peanut butter!!

21.Have you ever broken a bone? :
Yes I have! There was this one kid who stared at me, and started crying. The tears in her eyes blocked her vision and made her trip over the pipes in the kitchen. She broke a tooth. Wait. Is that a bone?

22.Have you ever won a trophy? :
Who do you think won the 'Made Most Cry and Laugh at the Same Time' Award?

23.Do you bake cakes? :
Yes. I love to see the eggs suffer.

24.Do you believe in love at first sight? :
Nope. You cant really love an onion at first sight. You'll cry.

25.How many pairs of shoes do you own? :
Three thousand, six hundred and fifty four pairs of shoes.

26.What's your favourite song? :
Big Yellow Taxi by Counting Crows. Thanx to this song I know yellow crows in taxis can count.

27.Any pets? :
A have a worm in my belly.

28.Worst Local TV show as of the moment? :
Chef Wan's Cooking Show.

29.Color of most clothes you own :
Red. I pretend to be shallots sometimes.

30.What's your hair colour? :
It's sort of a greenish-brownish-yellowish colour. Loreal hair colours give me the best shade.

31. Favorite Books: 101 ways to cook humans by cool onion
Time Posted: November 2 2009 12:17 pm EST
Last updated: October 29 2011 12:57 pm EDT


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