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| Eric_Cartman
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Subject: Just for laughs Edition#1 | |||||
| Funny things to do in the market: 1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away." 5. Go to the Service Desk and try to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk ask if they could help you, begin crying and scream, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while picking your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assume a fetal position and scream "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least, 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" HAHAHAHAHA Credit to my friend Raven for these laughs Cheers -E. Cartman |
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