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| The_SoulStealer
Posts: 2,263 Status: Lord Karma: +189 [+1] [-1]   |
Subject: 21 Guns. | |||||
| 1) Me: *talking to self* You: Why are you talking to yourself? Me: Just addressing the most intelligent person in the room 2) You're so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering. 3) A prime candidate for natural deselection. 4) She doesn't have issues, she has the whole subscription. 5) you better work on your personality cause your looks aren't getting you anywhere. 6) No, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you. 7) If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I'd have farted.  Your teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when you smile.9) Your head's so big that it has its own postcode. 10) Easy on the make-up. I've seen clowns that look more natural than you. 11) As a failure, you are a tremendous success. 12) Your a** must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 13) I would explain it to you, but I haven't got any puppets or crayons at the moment. 14) Deja Moo - The feeling that you've heard this bullsh*t before. 15) Woman: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee Man: If you were my wife, I'd drink it. 16) You're so ugly that Hello Kitty said Goodbye to you. 17) The reason you get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. 1 Cognitively speaking, your ineptitude is very rewarding.19) If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate. 20) You've got a photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. 21) You're so fat, when you walked in front of the TV, I missed three episodes of my favourite show. Haven't been able to properly browse through all the posts in this thread, so I apologise for any redundancies. |
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