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| Arithon
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| A man was playing golf with his wife, they had been playing well up till the 13th hole. When he teed off he sliced the ball terribly and it ended up in front of the gardeners shed. He scratched his head wondering what to do. His wife said "Look dear if we open the front of the shed and push the mower and the fertilizer spreader out then open the back of the shed you can drive straight through and be almost on the green. If you get it right you will be able to still get par" So they opened the front and back doors of the shed and pushed the machinery out of the way. He then lined up his shot and swung the ball ricocheted of the door frame back on to the mower up at a tree and back to his wife hitting her between the eyes and killing her instantly. A couple of weeks later he was back playing with a friend when he got to the 13th hole again, you wouldn't read about it, he landed up in front of the same garden shed again His mate said to him "Hey why dont we open the front and back doors of the shed push all the machinery out and you could drive the ball straight through. If you get it right you will be almost on the green and you should get par" To which the guy replied "No way mate the last time I tried that I got a double bogey" |
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