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 Wile_E_Coyote
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Subject: Broadband In The Bush | |||||
A little bit of Aussie culture, for your viewing pleasure. LOG ON: Adding wood to make the BBQ hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the BBQ. MONITOR: Keep an eye on the BBQ. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold beers. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the Ute. WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold. SCREEN: What you shut during mosquito season. BYTE: What mosquitoes do. MEGABYTE: What Townsville mosquitoes do. MODEM: What you did to the lawns. LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps. SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at McDonald's. HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart. MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed. WEB: What spiders make. WEBSITE: Usually in the shed, or underneath the front porch. SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go. CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go. YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go. UPGRADE: A steep hill. VIRUS: What you caught with that bout of Flu. |
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