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 Subject: how to tell if your cat Is plotting to kill you
1. kneading,you may think that affection but it is really you cat checking for a weakness

2.shoveling of kitty litter,after using the kitty litter box your cat needlessly kicks litter all over the room this is a sign of burying bodies.

3. staring contests, if your are caught in a staring contest with your cat do not look away it's a sign of weakness and a attack is soon to follow!

4. bringing you dead animals, this is not a gift it is a warning

5.throwing up grass, through this painful feeding and purging process cats prepare themselves for combat.

6. hiding in dark places, cats hide to study your natural habitat!

7.sleeping on electronics , humans have superior technology your cat knows this and will try to disrupt any communication with the outside world!

8.pawing at your face while you sleep, cats are not very good at smothering but this won't stop them from trying!

9. sprinting at light speed out of the room, a failed ambush



now you know the signs of a murdering cats


Time Posted: April 15 2010 03:39 pm EDT
Last updated: April 17 2010 07:40 pm EDT


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