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Subject: How to annoy DW Professors 101

30 Ways To Annoy your Fail Professor

(WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT RIMES WITH FAIL.)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything Blaze says, ask why.

3. If professor is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask" DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????"; very loudly.

4. If professor starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply "Wow, I can tell you're a blast at parties"

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If Blaze asks "why aren't you wearing shoes" you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him and yelling "YOUR ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!".

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream " THE FAIL! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!"

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say "Your racist against FAIL aren't you?"

10.Don't do your Failwork.

11. When Blaze asks you why you didn't do your Failwork say "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever." then smile and sit.

12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr. Baldr McBaldy, you stand up and say "PROVE IT!"

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for proffesor to walk over to you. Then when he whisper, "What do you need help on?" you smirk and whisper "I know what you did last summer" XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When Baldr stares at you, say "I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I'm a pokemon"

16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at Baldy's head and scream " GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!"

16. Accuse Blaze of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to FF and say "HA! None for you =P that's payback for that F!

18. Be Tardy. When kvakaca asks why you were late say "My gremlin died." Then burst into tears.

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.

20. When you leave Anony's class bow and say "May the force be with you, young one."

21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream "NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!"

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say "GOD? It that you?!?!"

24. Whisper to the person next to you. When the professor comes up behind you, scream "OMG GET AWAY! FARM!, FARM!, FAAARM!!!!!!!!!!!!"

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your professor you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When you graduate, hug your professor and say, "I'M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

30. When you're an adult, look up your old professor in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say "Heh'.I'm back!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

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For now.........MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!