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 Hu_Flung_Pu
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Subject: *gulp* . . here goes | |||||
| The 'Pu' staggers out the tavern, all night session has left him dazed and blind with the sun at the zenith, he wishes it was cloudy . . . . He manages to climb on his faithful donkey 'barnaby', but got on the wrong way round, oops, falls off and tries again. Barnaby waddles over to the jousting field and the 'Pu' gets off and crawls into his 2 man tent that he drunkenly pitched the night before. He quickly flicks through his recently purchased copy of 'The complete guide to jousting for dummies' but as his bladder is full he only gets to chapter 2 before leaving the tent to 'relieve' himself behind an adjacent tree. The 'Pu' starts to get a bit concerned that his ninja robes may not be ideal for jousting so stuffs two fluffy pillows inside the tunic and ties a tent rope around his chest to keep them secure. Suddenly he hears a horn which goes through his head like thunder, he stumbles out and gets on Barnaby and wanders over to the start line . . . . . a shot of whisky from the hip flask, a quick kick to barnaby, who farts, and they are off down the track at an embarrassingly slow speed . . . . . . . . the 'Pu' suddenly spies the Scabs thundering from the other direction and he looks serious, Pu looks for the (attack) anywhere but cannot see it, this may be bad news for the 'Pu' As they draw ever closer 'Pu' suddenly realises he did not get to chapter 3 of the dummies guide, entitled 'Essential equipment and their uses' . . . . damn, looks like a shield and a long stick thingy are pretty important for this !! 'Pu' braces for impact and prays that Scabs will buy him a beer or two . . . if the 'Pu' survives. |
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