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| WargtheWiser
Posts: 184 Status: Baron Karma: +25 [+1] [-1]   |
Subject: Win a date with Psycho Steve! | |||||
| Come on girls, you know you want him! Psycho Steve, known throughout Westland for his massive size and his huge feet is making himself available for this once in a lifetime opportunity. Tired of your do-nothing boyfriends in their dead-end lives? Well, talk about initiative! Psycho Steve has been known to approach a warrior wearing full armor head to toe and carrying a 80 pound War Hammer larger than his leg, and pounce on him for merely disrespecting him! He doesn't take any crap from anyone, and he always is laser focused on achieving what he wants.Fearless and possessing boundless energy, he is like an energizer bunny, and you know what that means girls! All you have to do to win this contest is to write a one paragraph or so essay on "Why I Want to Bring Psycho Steve Home to Momma" and you are on your way to a dream date. The replies are judged solely on the Wise sensibilities of Warg, and the winner is sure to have an unforgettable experience. So be sure to enter early and often, and because Steve is so Psycho, we are opening this up to Male Steve date wannabes as well.... *Game administrators and first degree relatives of Psycho Steve are ineligible **Prize judges are not responsible for any injury to your Momma ***Rules are subject to the capricious whims of the judging panel, and prizes are subject to change without notice. ****Warg's cousin Psycho Elmer may be substituted if Steve becomes suddenly unavailable by virtue of psychiatric commitment, and winner may substitute one sapphire as a prize if Elmer's acne and halitosis become overwhelming to the prize committee. Good luck!!!! |
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