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The_Stig
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Subject: Some quotes | |||||
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. A man's only as old as the woman he feels. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Humor is reason gone mad. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I intend to live forever, or die trying. I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. |
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- lol - RavenKnight
- indeed - Arianna
- Lol - The_Stig
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- i'm surprised... - RavenKnight [3 replies]
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