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| Arianna
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Subject: Response... Part 2 | |||||
1. I'd say, "Congrats! It looks like you're going to live!" Other stupid questions.. bring them on!  2. I wouldn't even notice... 3. I wouldn't ask. Again... don't ask, don't tell... 4. I'd go back to my lecture and assume you were practicing for Blaze's class. 5. I'd tell students who did not want to become infested with fleas that they were allowed to move seats to avoid catching them. 6. I don't have class before noon. I enjoy my mornings to myself. 7. I'd say, "You shouldn't have stopped wearing that helmet." 8. Why would any of us be discussing war? There hasn't been a good spamwar in quite some time... not even a decent spambattle for spamfluence... 9. There are just too many grammatical errors in this one for me to respond to it. 10. You must be the top student in Blaze's FAIL class. 11. I wouldn't call on you. 12. I wouldn't tell you to move closer. I'd tell you to invest in a hearing aid. 13. So, Blaze has assigned your midterm project? 14. I'd say, "If you're such an expert, why don't you teach the class?" 15. I'd install padding so you don't hurt yourself. If the problem persisted I'd just lock the door before class begins. 16. I'd keep a fire extinguisher handy and just let you leave. It's your grade at stake. 17. I'd say, "Just kidding, you're not absent you're just a smapper!" 18. I'm sure all of us would be used to this sort of behavior from you at this point. 19. One word. FAIL 20. I'd move the class outside. It's nicer out there anyway... and you can just keep cleaning. 21. Must be those voices again... 22. Who would object to drinking games? Certainly not any DW professors! 23. No extra credit, but that's for doing my job. That's one less thing I have to worry about. 24. I'd bring a super soaker to class. 25. Will there really be cake and strippers, or are you just making empty promises? 26. I'd paint an abstract painting for you entitled, "You FAILing" 27. I'd say, "Don't call out bingo if you don't have bingo. Sheesh..." 28. Where did you get such a large piece of cheese? 29. That's a fine-able offense. I hope you didn't sign it. 30. Aww how sweet. Or creepy... 31. Another project for the FAIL class? 32. Hmm... 33. Sounds interesting... sort of... not really. 34. You're really trying hard now, aren't you? 35. I would respond in a fake language of my own. In fact, I have really done this before. |
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