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Subject: The Ultimate Spamtionary

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Analicious
1. of or related to have an uber sexy voice
2. of or related to being a sapp waster
3. cooler than the flip side of the pillow
4. of or related to sugah muffins

Anonyishesh
1. of or relating to anonymous
2. to have moose-like qualities
3. the language of anonymous: "im not so sure" "hmm"
4. relating to spamming in its most refined form
5. of or related to the stealing of siggies
6. of or related to the construction of spamsculptures

Anonymoose
1. referring to the Great Red Moose of World 1
2. a master photogrospammer

Anti-Anony
1. the opposite of a spammer
2. of or relating to the inability to spam
3. not very moose-like at all
4. a form of discrimination against spammers

Arianna-chan
1. a term of endearment for the maker of The Ultimate Spamtionary, created by Boromir, the maker of Boromir's DW forum abbreviation guide
Ari-chan is a new derivative of Arianna-chan created by Baldr

Ariannaness
1. a distinct feeling of being most definitely sort of really possibly uncertainly sure
2. of a random and creative nature
3. the inventive use of spamming, see "The Ultimate Spamtionary"
4. the creative essence of spamming

Baldrishness
1. of or related to the creation of the "DW 101" core curriculum
2. of or related to being the king of weird

BlaSpammy
1. disrespect for spammers and all that they stand for
2. something done or said that shows disrespect for the sacred spam

Boromirness
1. to reply at the rate of a snail
2. the opposite of Strifeness
3. Synonymous with Diabloness

Boromirology
1. of or related to the use of shorthand in spam related forums
See Boromir's DW forum abbreviation guide

Chatmosphere
1. the atmosphere or environment surrounding chat
That noob totally ruined the chatmosphere with all his begging...

Deduct
1. to remove duct tape from
2. to remove the ducts in one's home

Diabloness
1. slow to spam
2. the opposite of Strife (see strifeness)
3. of or relating to Rinoa's evil son-pet

Durdenism
1. to believe in a "dark" spam (which is impossible because everyone knows that spam is good)
2. to use the term "noob" in reference to those who obviously have superior spamming skills

Eddylious
1. in reference to the inability to dance on command
2. relating to trickery in which images of adorable animals are utilized
3. relating to the ability to turn bugs into ninjas

Feltashish
1. to be comparable to or pertaining to Feltash
2. the language of Feltash
3. the culture surrounding Feltash

Gherilla
1. referring to the Great Red Gorilla of World 2

Gherology
1. of or refering to being crazy, having an obsession with cats, and possibly being old
2. to give Rinoa a saucer of milk

Grammar Nazi
1. a 1337's worst nightmare
2. related to residing in the "Spelling Errors" post
3. an individual with obsessive compulsive disorder regUArdInG spe3eling, graMer eRors...!?

Haldirish
1. of or related to being an awesome elven lion kitteh
2. to know of the elven spamming techniques

He-hunk
1. MuD SnAKe (source: raspy)

Judospam
1. a spam-based attack

Kazillion
1. of or related to Rinoa torturing Strife
2. a very large quantity
3. in reference to something that must not be brought to public attention... yet

Merfolkness
1. of or relating to being a squeezy toy
2. of or relating to diving into a tank

Monster
1. a creature that does unspeakable things
2. a less stealthy version of ninjas

Montrovantish
1. absolutely wonderful
2. of a witty or sarcastic nature
3. prone to chuckling randomly
4. a master lurker, expert tab user
5. of or related to one word responses given with little to no explanation

Nappyish
1. of or relating to crack
2. tendency for FAIL
3. Nappy < Strife

Ninja
1. a being that does unspeakable things
2. a more stealthy version of monsters

Ninja'd
1. to have your line stolen by a fellow spammer who was either at the right at the right time or simply emanates strifeness

Noobologist
1. an individual who studies the behaviors, language, and natural habitat of noobs

Noobology
1. the study of noobs, their natural habitat and language

Noobosity
1. pertaining to the "know-it-all-ness" that seems to engulf all noobs

Obsessive Spamming Disorder
1. an uncontrollable desire to spam every forum
There is no known cure for OSD.

Onion
1. a most beloved veggie
2. a perfect camper
3. goes great with Shrooms

Pheonixish
1. pertaining to the random giving away of gold
2. the view that gold is not necessary for DW survival

Photogrospammer
1. a spammer who utilizes images in his/her daily spamming

Raiderish
1. tendency to spam in a sudden, yet infrequent, fashion

Rhazesish
1. to be similar to Rhazes
2. to spam every forum in an unbiased fashion

Ryujiner
1. the bearer of sweet tea and fried chicken

SaintLeeness
1. of or related to succubi
2. tendency to know random facts

Scottasmic
1. of or related to never being present

Selfail
1. to set oneself up for FAIL
example: typing that you got hit by an ugly arrow and waiting to get owned by Strife

Sexy Club
1. a group of highly sexy individuals founded by Raspy and Arianna. First official meeting was held in chat on December 4, 2009.

Shrooms
1. the nicest farmer you will ever know
2. a crazy venning machine
3. goes great with Onion

Smapper
1. one who fails at spamming

Spam
1. a delicious canned meat product
2. posting excessively
3. posting the same information repeatedly
4. posting pointless information

Spamagedon
1. the end of the spamming world
2. the end of the world because of spamming

Spamalicious
1. as delicious as spam
2. pertaining to the flavor, texture, and/or scent of spam

Spamalot
1. a worthy spam-promoting challenger
2. an individual who is fierce in the Ven as well as a competitive spammer
3. A musical production

Spamaphobia
1. an intense and highly irrational fear of all things related to spam
In extreme cases an individual may refuse to post at all.

Spamathon
1. pertaining to long sustained spamming, usually accompanied by the lack of sleep

Spamazing
1. more amazing than canned meat product

Spambattle
1. a fight for spamfluence among spammers

Spambbles
1. A delicious, spammy, crispy breakfast cereal mix of colorful and decadent spam.
Also available in Chocospam flavor!

Spamcastle
1. a castle entirely constructed from spam

Spamcode
1. the way in which normal posts are coded and translated into spam
2. the rule in which all spammers must follow: SPAM!!!

Spamerrific
1. a highly remarkable and spammy post

Spamfluence
1. the influence one gains from being a spammer
2. the message that is spread by means of spamming

Spamistry
1. of or relating to the art of spamming
2. a tapestry woven from spam

Spamiverse
1. the vast space in which spam exists

Spamjudice
1. the intense hatred of canned meat products
2. hatred for another individual because of s/he is a spammer

Spamlantis
1. the lost city of spam
2. a city constructed entirely from spam

Spamlarious
1. of or pertaining to the hilarity of spam
2. a particularly funny and spammy post

Spamlibrium
1. the point at which spam reaches a perfection and balance

Spamling
1. the offspring of two spammers
2. a very small spammer

Spamlympics
1. international spamming games
Categories include creativity, speed, endurance, total number of posts, and spam media used.

Spammates
1. a couple that met through the powers of spamming

Spammerisdom
1. the wisdom that is gained through the highly skilled and creative uses of spamming.

Spammeritous
1. a highly contagious disease which is spread through the means of spam.
One who has come in contact with spam should seek other spammy forums. If you have recently posted something spamerrific you may be infected with Spammeritous. There is currently no known cure.

Spammy
1. of or related to spam
2. having the qualities of spam

Spammer-hating
1. intense jealousy of another person because of their superior spamming abilities

Spamodox
1. a parallel spamiverse
2. the circular logic that surrounds spamming (what is logical is also illogical)

Spamology
1. referring to the intense study of spam
2. a learning process in which one must become immersed in the ways of the spammer

Spamopolis
1. a large city built on the principles of spamming
2. a city in which large numbers of spammers congregate

Spamosaurus Rex
1. an ancient and extinct form of spamming
Rumor speaks of its existence in secluded parts of the Spamiverse.

Spamphemy
1. record of notorious spamming abilities

Spamsculptures
1. a sculpture constructed entirely or primarily from spam

Spamsickles
1. a delightful, spammy, frozen treat

Spamshake
1. a milkshake made with spam as the primary ingredient
2. of or related to the shaking of spam

Spamsight
1. the intuition to know what will be posted moments before it has been, and using this gift to post before at rapid speed
2. a synonym to Strifeness

Spamtastic
1. a post that is worthy of being called spam

Spamtator
1. a person who utilizes spam to gain ultimate control over forums; has high spamfluence, especially among fellow spammers; and is highly skilled in the art of spambattling

Spamticipiation
1. the anticipation that builds when waiting for a fellow spammer to post so that you may post more spam

Spamtopia
1. the perfect place for spamming

Spamvana
1. a feeling of content that follows a particularly spammy post
2. a place constructed entirely of spam
3. the place in which all spammer dream of

Spamvision
1. a link between spammers
2. the ability to weed out useless information and only see posts made by fellow spammers or those who appreciate the art of spamming

Spamvoke
1. to cause an individual to reply to your spam
2. to provoke thought with one's spam

Spamwar
1. an all out war between two or more spamming parties, usually involving several spammers and several spamtastic forums

Spamwhip
1. to be owned by means of spam "you were totally spamwhipped, dude."
2. spam that has been whipped into a spreadable form

Speechless
1. the opposite of Ariannaness
2. having less words than Arianna
3. without words

Strifeness
1. having emo tendencies
2. relating to lightning quick spamming abilities
3. Strife > Nappy
4. to bring comic relief to a tense topic

TootlesTheTrain
1. an unstoppable force
2. a noob killing gold thief
You'd better part TootlesTheTrain before you take out that gold or you'll get run over.

Tychoscious
1. of or related to the killing of ninjas
2. similar to that of Superman

Ultimate Noob
1. claims to be victorious when clearly not
2. has difficulty accepting the fun aspects of the game (such as free platinum)
3. Selfails frequently and thus deserves a spot in Blaze's FAIL class