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W4rDem0n
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Subject: Here's a couple of oldies...
1.
Q-Why did the chiken cross the road?
A-?
Q-To see the world's dumbest human alive.
A-?
Q-Knock-knock!
A-Who's there?
A-The chiken.

2.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

3.
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

4.
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

5.
Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and give me back the change.

6.
Marriage at a motel is more appealing than the likes of you. What are you, anyways? You look like a joint between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart.

7.
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You got drug through dumbass forest.

8.
I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

And my favorite, a Red Forman quote

9. Dumbass.

Time Posted: April 17 2013 09:45 pm EDT
Last updated: May 2 2013 10:06 am EDT


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