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| One day in the mens locker room at a gym, the man puts the ringing cellphone on Speaker phone, "Honey, I stopped at the mall and I found this awesome fur coat for sale I was wondering, can I get it?" The man looks grim and asks, "How much does it cost sweetie?" The wife replies "Its only a thousand dollars, please???" He looks regretfully and says "Sure, why not hunny" T The wife replies, "Thanks darling! Thats awesome! Ohh baby I just remembered that Ferrari I wanted, I drove by the dealer and they are having a huge sale! can I get it?" The man, appearing overwhelmed and confused, asks "How much are they asking for it?" The wife replies, "Oh, its about 120k..." The man quickly replies "Fine sweetie if your gonna spend that much I want it with ALL the options" "Oh", the wife continues, "remember that house which we wanted to buy last year? It is on the block again. The Real Estate agent called and said, we can probably get it for 9 mil." "Better offer him 10 mil, dear, we should better play it safe." The wife, very happy and thanking him, says "Ok hunny!l See ya when I get home!" The man hangs up the phone, and turns around to an astonished looking set of guys, and seriously asks, " Do any of you guys know whose cell phone this might be?" |
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