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| The_SoulStealer
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Subject: A joke that is rather | |||||
Dependent on a number of factors, but one which I thought worthy of a helix or two  This one is supposed to be acted out on a friend. You go and say to him: "I have a joke for you, but you wont get it until after I finish telling you four stories in SEQUENTIAL ORDER. Story 1: A man and his wife were out for a date, when the wife attempts to influence the man's choice of which route to take. The man slaps her, and says 'Who's driving? Me, or you?' Story 2: At a restaurant where the couple had gone for dinner, the wife starts pointing out flaws in the way a new trainee waitress had laid out the cutlery. The waitress slaps her, angrily saying 'Who's the waitress here? Me, or you?" (You then start telling your friend Story NUMBER 4. He/she should hopefully interrupt with a question) Friend : "But I thought you said that the four stories had to be in sequential order? Where's story number 3?" (At this, you must slap/attempt to slap the friend) "WHO'S THE ONE TELLING THE JOKE? ME, OR YOU?" |
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