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| Scabernac
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| Three men are playing golf. The first steps up to the tee and drives a long one, which lands on the fairway, but begins to roll directly toward the pond. Just as the ball is about to roll into the pond, the water splits to either side and the ball rolls through to the other side. The remaining two men both comment “Nice play Moses.” The second man steps up to the tee and also hits a long one toward the same said pond, but just as it is about to land in the center, it hovers just above the surface. The man casually walks out onto the pond and chips the ball back onto the green. “Nice play Jesus,” both men agree. Finally it is the third man’s turn. His drive hits a fence and bounces out of the course and onto the street, where it caroms off an oncoming truck and back onto the fairway. It’s heading directly for the same pond, but lands on a lily pad, where a frog sees it and snatches it into his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog, and flies away. As the eagle and frog pass over the green, the frog drops the ball, which then lands in the cup for a hole-in-one. Moses turns to Jesus and say, “Man, I hate playing with your dad.” |
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