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 Subject: Broadband In The Bush

A little bit of Aussie culture, for your viewing pleasure.

LOG ON: Adding wood to make the BBQ hotter.
LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the BBQ.
MONITOR: Keep an eye on the BBQ.
DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.
HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold beers.
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the Ute.
WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN: What you shut during mosquito season.
BYTE: What mosquitoes do.
MEGABYTE: What Townsville mosquitoes do.
MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at McDonald's.
HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
WEB: What spiders make.
WEBSITE: Usually in the shed, or underneath the front porch.
SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go.
CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go.
YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
UPGRADE: A steep hill.
VIRUS: What you caught with that bout of Flu.
Time Posted: June 27 2012 03:39 am EDT
Last updated: June 27 2012 06:40 am EDT


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